What The Heck Are Free Electronic Cigarettes?

What The Heck Are Free Electronic Cigarettes?

 

Free Electronic Cigarettes


As a fellow smoker, I can empathize with anyone who has tried to quit. To say it's not easy is an understatement. I've tried many times over the years, and failed many times. I'm sure you know where I'm coming from.

You see, the thing is, I like smoking. I enjoy it. I don't want to quit. I just try because it's so bad for me. But the methods that have been developed to help us quit, well, frankly, they're a joke.

I mean, seriously, how satisfying is it to swallow a pill or slap on a patch? And sucking on those foul - tasting lozenges? Are you kidding me? That's supposed to take the place of my cigarette? Thanks, but no thanks.

The answer for me came in a bar one night when a man used an original, albeit still ineffective, line on me.

I was sitting at the bar, sipping my drink, wishing I was allowed to have a cigarette with it, when out of the corner of my eye, I noticed someone sit down next to me. I glanced over and found myself face - to - face with a pleasant enough looking gentleman. But it wasn't his looks that caught my attention. It was the cigarette in his hand. The "lit" cigarette.

He grinned and said "I'm special. I can smoke in here." I was curious enough to ask why and my introduction to the free electronic cigarette was under way. While I never saw the guy again, I haven't been without one of those e-cigarettes ever since. 

See, there are lots of smokers who don't seem to mind all of the rules put upon us. You know, the ones that make you feel like a criminal for being a smoker? But, I'm not one of them. I want to smoke when and where I want. Period. And now I can.

This thing looks, feels, and tastes like a cigarette! It gives you the entire smoking experience without the smoke or tar that comes with a traditional cigarette. I mean, picture it. You have something to do with your hands and you get your nicotine. And you can "smoke" it nearly everywhere!

It's not nearly as bad for you as traditional cigarettes because you're not getting the tar and other chemicals that comes with real cigarettes. And, since there is no first or second hand smoke, you aren't breaking any laws when you "light up" in a restaurant, bar, or other public place.

Since there's no smoke, there's no smell. It's rechargeable so you can "smoke" it over and over and save lots of money. I mean, seriously, this thing has changed my life. It's the answer to all of my problems. Well, my "smoking related" problems, anyway.

I still have to endure being hit on by less - than - desirable men at bars once in a while, but with my free electronic cigarette in my hand, it's a lot more tolerable.